That Jem & The Holograms cartoon was oddly prescient…

I thought it said "Between Two Fems".  I think that'd make a great show actually.

The Getty gas station where she was trading handjobs for coke?

No Ronettes' "Be My Baby"?  Hang your heads in shame.  You disgust me.

Hey LIBTARDS!!!  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOU"RE MESSIA NOW????  OBUMMER ATE GRASSHOPERS TO!!!!

Townshend gets a lifetime pass for "Live at Leeds".  Heck, I'd even let him fuck my sister…although I don't think he would.

The Secret Service will be visiting you shortly.  And NOT with Colombian hookers, either!

TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!!!!!  YOU WILL NVER SILINCE THE NUGE!!!!!!!  WACH OUT OBUMMER!!!!!!

Hardcastle & McCormack, Simon & Simon, and Scarecrow & Mrs. King.  There.  They're mine now.  Don't make me sue you, Universal…

The AV Club has averaged one Robbie Rist reference per week.  I see a dark storm gathering on the horizon…

OK, the guy who's practically giving handjobs to land a gig in Appleton, Wisconsin, won't reunite with one of the greatest lineups ever?  What a douche.

Yes, but the dying Pac-Man sound effect, "Deer-deer-deer-deer.  Dew-dee dew-dee!", is one of the greatest audio representations of erectile dysfunction ever.  Try it while wagging your finger downward in a limp, flaccid manner.

For me it was the "Like A Virgin" live performance from the MTV Awards.  The one where she's wearing the garters, and writhing around on the floor.  She gave Phoebe Cates a run for her money as far as jack-off material.

The album & documentary solidified my love for Slayer.

Being in social work, I spend much of my day hanging out with people with disabilities.  They're actually quite a bit more fun than people without disabilities.  I wish I was disabled.

It looks pretty wild, but I'm going to watch that House at the End of the Street trailer one more time.  Last time, I promise.

I always remember it being a really strange, fucked-up movie.  But heck, Robert Clouse can fuck my sister for giving us Enter the Dragon.

The foley work on these clips sent me into Hollywood Meat-Slammer overdrive.  What a lovely place!

Whoah, they electrocuted the FUCK outta that elephant!

I have a charcoal-colored Samhain t-shirt with white stitching that rules.  Sadly, I'm too old & creepy to pull off my House of 1000 Corpses "Red Hot Pussy Liquors" shirt, or my "日本人のガールフレンドを探して" shirt.