Two Words:  "Everybody Hurts".  Actually, five words: "Shiny Happy People".  Wanna go for eight words?  "Losing my Religion".  I can keep going to triple digits, dude.

Talk about a Neverending Story…

Yeah…clearly.

Oh fuck you, Hyden…REM is the worst fucking band ever, and you're writing a 6-fucking-part article about them???  Just write a novel about Pearl Jam while you're at it.

Agreed.  They aren't fit to suck AC/DC's balls.  Hell, they could barely suck INXS's balls.

Wasn't he also fucking Zoe Lund back in the "Ms. .45" days?  I honestly can't think of another reason to cast her.

Hah-so…

Chicken broth, bitches.

Most interesting thing in the article was the mention of Robbie Rist.  He co-acted with first girl I ever masturbated to in the live/video segments of the cartoon "Kidd Video".  He also sang on one of Kidd Video's better songs, "Video Romeo", which almost makes up for the Cousin Oliver thing.  I'm no longer allowed…

I still don't understand how this isn't just Battle Royale, but with less chop suey.  I'm just going to take the Twilight books, change everyone's names, and market it as "Almost Dark".

Yossarian's rant in Catch-22 is my favorite anti-god argument.

Sounds like a terrible idea for a film, but I still may need to check it out for the ass-factor.

Been a big Fiona fan for years…incredibly talented singer.  "Give it to Me Right" is not only a clever, catchy play on The Zombies' "Time of The Season" riff, but also a confident demand that  women get fucked correctly each & every time.

I once did Tupac's "California Love" at a karaoke night.  I was too drunk and too white to pull it off, so it just degenerated into me repeatedly yelling, "Yeeeaaaahhh, mah niggaz!"  Fortunately, it was an Irish bar, so I got lots of free drinks, instead of lots of free bullets to the groin.

As a Satana admirer, I feel I have an obligation to comment:  THE MOTORBOAT, IS COMIN' ALIVE, IN NINETEEN SIXTY-FIIIIIIIIVE, YEAH!

Joan Crawford?

The Andrea Bore-ia.

If you choose to trust the German spy, go to comment 347.
If you choose to ignore him and find more information on your own, go to comment 163.

Nope.  Peter Buck really does look like Kathy Bates.

I really feel like things could've worked between REM & I.  That "One I Love" song is pretty good, but then they hit me with the two whiniest, 98-pound weakling songs ever written, "Losing My Religion" and "Everybody Hurts".  It's like a girl who gives great head, but spits instead of swallows.