I'll give her something to suck at…

These lists continue to get stupider.  If anyone has content to contribute, feel free to contact me over at www.theimmortalmrteas.gov.

The review is like the werewolf, and the "B-" rating is like the vampire…on which one should I base my decision to consummate my relationship with this film???

She had a great ass in "Leaving Las Vegas".  Yeah, I'd still hit that…'cept this time she'd be sobbing in the shower for REAL.

Cox was initially my pick for most-tolerable female "Friends" alumnus, but between getting smacked by John C. Reilly in "The Good Girl" and fellating a banana in "Horrible Bosses", Aniston is giving her a run for her money.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

I'm going to be ordering a pizza, drinking heavily, and spending quality time with my guitars this Thanksgiving.  I'm sure this does not come as a shock to anyone.

So you know him as "Juan-y Rotten"?

Yeah, but usually when I ogle a 32-year old, she's way hotter than when I ogled her at 4.

Isn't Canadian radio mandated by law to play like 40% of their content from Canadian artists?  I'm picturing Canadian radio as a socialist utopia of Nickelback, Rush, and Crash Test Dummies.

Well, they've sure got the "excruciating" part down.

John Lydon put it well in one of his autobiographies: "Yes, '…Bollocks…' fits rather well on a CD shelf, don't it?  Right next to Barry Manilow"

Short answer: 'cause the songs are all sufficiently bland enough to allow you to rock out in your cubicle.  Long answer: Because the songs are all sufficiently bland enough to allow you to rock out in your cubicle.

Good lord, in just 28 short years, she went from being the subject of one of my first masturbations to being the cackling old crow from the PolyDent commercials.  Time, thou art a terrible Master!

Any cameos from other novels?  Seems like a great opportunity for a certain '58 Plymouth Fury…

Is it Miley Cyrus?  If she is, in fact, 6-7 years younger than her stated age, I'm interested.

Great idea!  Max Headroom, the original "V" series, Tales of The Golden Monkey, the Elliot Gould "E/R"…man, I watched a lot of TV in the '80s.

"NO, I want you to FUCK it!"

I may be hallucinating this, but I think I remember a print of "Nosferatu" with Type O Negative performing the score.

Don't fuck with me man…does a Glenn Beck "Daily Show" satire really exist?