Please…PLEASE Glenn Beck, make your own "Simpsons".  Good God, I can't even imagine how awful it will be…so much more entertaining than the later-season episodes.

More like the deep-fried Kool-Aid thing that was the rage a few years back; deep-frying a Snicker is obvious & commonplace; deep frying Kool-Aid, while just as nutritionally deficient, takes much more imagination and ingenuity.

Chilling…and kinda hot.

An enormous scarf, a floppy hat, and Daleks.  Please, Universe, that's all I ask…

Meh.  So long as Sennheiser keeps making parts for the HD280, Dre can keep doing whatever he wants with headphones.

Glenn Beck will be contacting you shortly with a job offer to join his writing staff.

Yeah, but they loco.  They get quite a bit less attractive after you've been stabbed by one.

It has Sung Hi Lee in it, so it's officially wank-worthy.

"We need Tina Yothers to sing for our band.  No other singer will do."

Maria Conchita Alonso in "The Running Man" had one of the best asses ever.  Watching her run in that spandex body-suit almost makes me want to renege on my "no Latinas" dating policy.

You're gonna LOVE my nuts!

Total agreement here.  Cranks, Transporters, the Ritchie films, he delivers consistently.

The Ali G/Bruno interviews with Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul have made the Republican primary debates SO much more interesting, even apart from the game where you take a shot every time Gingrich says, "And frankly…"

Everybody STAND UP!

He was a very handsome man.

Whoah!  Eric The Midget's head just expl—

Without the stimulus bill, it would've been an F.

However you look at it, rape works best as a midnight snack.

"Lecters don't look like Lecters on camera, so we usually just tape a bunch of Dexters together".

WTF???  Did Radiohead just turn into The Sex Pistols, ca 1978?