Yep…woke up in a bit of a surly mood, but this video assured me that all is right with the world.

Oh, they'll be back…just like NKOTB, Rick Santorum, and Vanilla Ice, they WILL be back.

and Navarro can BARELY play guitar on a good day…too busy getting piercings and fornicating with Carmen Electra, I imagine.

I will now officially cast my vote for any presidential candidate who proposes reinstating the draft.

"Summer of '69" is a pretty cool song.  Whenever Sean Hannity uses it as bumper music for his radio show, it really gets my blood pumpin'!

Stupidly complex machines to trap and kill victims?  The makers of "Mousetrap" have grounds for a lawsuit against the makers of the Saw movies.

It'll be a pretty easy transition.

The script for the Domestic Violence Shelter ad was based on my ex-wife's life.

Of course they're bankrupt; there's seven mouths to feed.  Follow the White Stripes' lead and ditch the dead weight, UB40!

Thanks AV Club for depressing the living shit out of me so close to a Monday.  The next two things going into my mouth will be a handful of vicodins, and a shotgun barrel.

Huh.  The Master was in the Pertwee years?  I thought he was The Meddling Monk back then.

It would be better with some Drexel.  Of course, EVERY movie would be better with some Drexel.

They'd have to do some "Requiem for a Dream" ass-to-ass stuff to get me to watch this train wreck.

Plenty of guest-star opportunities for Kid Rock as "Crazy" Uncle Jimmy!

ANY Tennessee Williams play.  Lobotomies, rapes, castrations, being eaten alive by starving children, for cryin' out loud?

3) Extended solo homoerotic dance sequences.

Entirely in caps, no doubt.

I've often suspected that this man is retarded on some level.  The music sounds like the "Country Rock" preset on an old Casio keyboard.

This makes John Densmore's decision to guest star in that episode of "Square Pegs" seem relatively dignified.

By the looks of those gin blossoms, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.