The people from "Hell House" seem pretty cool right now.

So smaller salaries AND less back-end?  To paraphrase Rifftrax, they used Rod from "Birdemic"'s negotiating method.

If Hank Williams Jr. weren't the son of Hank Williams, he'd be the pervy old janitor in a Macon County middle school.

I'm really surprised there's no mention of "Revolutionary Road".  That one struck particularly close to home as my girlfriend and I at the time were having screaming/throwing dishes/calling police fights regularly.  The scene where the two of them are standing in the woods shaking, enraged, and exhausted was tough to…

Now, can we make a show in which Snooki, Joe Francis, Mario Lopez, and Bachelor Jake are all handcuffed with nailbombs around their necks, and they all have to chew through each others' rectums to find the surgically-implanted keys that unlock the nailbombs?

Sounds like an even more tedious "The Opposite of Sex", and/or one of those movies by that Anderson guy where he stacks quirkiness on top of more quirkiness, and critics consider it artsy.  I hate that guy.

Buy Apple stock tomorrow.  You'll thank me in six days.

I thought I remembered him in "Creepshow", but that was Ted Danson.  Plus side: I forgot Leslie Nielsen was in that segment: "I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG, LOOOONG TIME!  HAHAHAHAHA!"

I went to the trouble of ordering the entire DVD series of "The Mysterious Cities of Gold" cartoon.  Best decision I ever made.

I always wanted to see Christine Taylor's face in a toilet.  The horseshoe graphic is a serviceable approximation.

There were some bright spots on the post-DLR albums, but there were several other benchmarks that outlined the band's downfall:
-Eddie getting married, effectively turning from a crazy party-animal to the guy who hides bottles of vodka in the toilet tank so he can drink while faking constipation (it'll happen to you…

If you have a passion for history, it is very easy to learn it on your own without technical assistance from teachers/professors…for better or worse, Glenn Beck is a perfect example of this.  Physics, chemistry, engineering, however?  VERY difficult to teach yourself.

No shame in wanting to fuck a sandwich…we've all gone through similar dry spells.

The only rockin' pet is the bird from Hatebeak.  And maybe that "IRUVYOU!" dog from the Beastie Boys' song.

Whadaya mean I don't support your SYSTEM?

Film adaptation of "Nona" is loooooong overdue.

Given the premise of "Christina Ricci fucks a retard", I could've made a much better movie.

This reminded me of the existence of "Pumpkin", which I will re-watch.  Ricci fucks a retard in that movie.

Cops, Marines, firemen…where are the faith-based movies for us limp-wristed, ineffectual bureaucrats?

Now, will Django also feature hours upon hours of inane chatter from groups of irritating women?  If so, I'll just rent a season of "Real Housewives…", and punch myself in the forehead over and over.