He always looks like he wants to offer me a cupcake.

I wasn't stalking Taylor Bright before I clicked on this.  I sure am now!

Should've done a reality show about Uday and Qusay Hussein.  THAT I would watch.  A show about Kim Jong Il and his kids would be pretty entertaining as well.

I was forced to watch the New Girl pilot six times on a Continental Airlines flight last week.  My prediction: every dumpy, sexually frustrated woman with gay male friends will instantly identify with it.

First you allow them to kiss in public, then pretty soon they'll start wanting to fist each other in public.

Johnny Cash, bitches.  I was like 3 years old and my parents couldn't find a sitter.

It's not as pun-ready as you may think; it's not pronounced "banger", but rather "bayn-gor".

First Cobra Kai, now Wolverines…now what will I name my kickball team?

Right now, Kirk Hammett is wishing he'd stayed in Exodus.  And Cliff Burton is glad he's dead.

Like viruses, they never go away; they just mutate and attack again in a more insidious form.

Oink oink, baby!

I've actually been in situations where I sing, play guitar, and control a drum machine with foot pedals.  It's not easy, but it's better than human interaction.

I'd put a few WHITE spots on her forehead.

"It works like regular money, but it's more…fun"

Or Short Round from "Temple of Doom"?

You ain't from 'round here, are ya, city-boy?

The destruction of Canada and all of it's culture
is by far my fav-o-rite scenario

The picture screams "Bieber Fever!"  The review screams "The most tedious fucking movie ever!"  Van Sant used up all of his free passes on that Psycho remake…I owe him no benefit of the doubt.

I would watch it if they get grafted mouth-to-anus.

Incomprehensible story, terrible acting…the only thing missing is an extended  sequence of a girl dancing around in a haunted house to The Fixx, and a B+ rating from Noel.