Sorry, not buying it.  This review has "House of The Devil"-syndrome written ALL over it.  Not one comparison to the "Transporter" movies?  No way.

Rand is a SHE?

I'm writing for a generation of men here, but mine was "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".  Between the Phoebe Cates bikini scene and all the JJL nudity, it made for an uncomfortable ride home from the movie theater:

"I don't believe he was a child molester."

Shaun's basic motivation throughout the whole movie is: "Gotta get to the pub and get a pint".  I'm not sure I'd approach the apocalypse in a dissimilar fashion.

Great film.

This is such bullshit.  Child prostitutes look NOTHING like that.

This is such bullshit.  Child prostitutes look NOTHING like that.

Time to throw a few more idea balls into the manatee tank.

And the primitive, rattling death-traps they called "tanks" back then.  And the submarine warfare…German U-boats would basically torpedo anything that floated, and then machine-gun all the survivors.  Yeah, WW1 was pretty cool.

There was a short-lived sitcom in the mid-80s called "The Charmings" that was about Snow White and Prince Charming living in the modern-day suburbs.  It played in that strange 7-8PM saturday night time slot, right alongside "Small Wonder".

Janeane Garofalo and Alanis Morrisette…definitely bangable, but only with some mood lighting and a LOT of Bacardi.

I'll be spending a few hours listening to Glenn Beck tell me how Labor Day is a Marxist conspiracy, and that Obama wants to enslave us all in his socialist utopia.

Yes, but without powdered shark-fin extract, my erections won't be as sustained or potent.

He sounds like Miles O'Keefe in "Cave Dwellers".

More like a watered-down Tales of The Golden Monkey.

Former House Majority Leader Dennis Hastert?  I'd go with Fred Thompson personally.

Of course, I saw all these movies years ago on VHS, and they are all outstanding.  The demonic Les Baxter score in The Big Doll House makes the movie worthwhile, and anything— ANYTHING— with Roberta Collins is worth the price of purchase.

Curve's "Cuckoo" still enjoys some rotation in my iTunes.  I've always considered them the missing link between The Cocteau Twins and Garbage.

It'll be great if the town is trapped under the dome with hordes of naked alien clone-women and a giant space-sperm that shoots lasers.