Play tetherball with her titties?

It'd be much more poignant to illegally download it.  And cheaper.

I think I've actually googled "Iranian lesbians" before…I never thought anyone would make a legitimate movie about it.

I can play oud.

M.O.D.'s "AIDS" is a blatant omission from this list.  For shame, Hyden.

Where was that chimp when Reagan was making "Bedtime for Bonzo"?

Good analysis.  In CA, in addition to the nice weather, we have a huge social safety net that keeps the nutjobs in treatment, and everyone else from getting bash-your-skull-in desperate.  It's making us bankrupt, but at least we have nice homeless folks.

Agreed.  I'd bang cartoon Daisy.  If I remember correctly, The Dukes also featured live-action bumpers of Denver Pyle dispatching bits of old-timey wisdom.  Not as good as the history lessons that were packaged with "The Mysterious Cities of Gold", or the Crowded House music videos in "Kidd Video", but they still lent…

If the new comment system is responsible for the appearance of TheJapaneseBastard, it was a worthwhile venture.

An interview with the star AND extensive banner space?  I'm predicting a C+.

I often muse about having a crazy young stripper wife someday, but this is really a horse-dose of reality.  Watching this makes my dick shrivel.

We're all disappointed in Van Halen.  Note to all great rock bands: never replace the big fat party animal bass player with the guitarist's brat kid.

The technical name for it is a "Rusty Trombone", or, in rare cases, a "Gillespie".

4D?  Once the franchise starts exploring string theory, it will have upwards of 17 dimensions to work into sequels.  It's going to be a long, painful taboggan ride, folks…buckle in!

Katy Perry…please Lord, Katy Perry.

For relaxing times, make it Santori time!

Oh, straight up "Mean Girls" all the way. Although from the picture at the top, she looks like she'd let you smack her around a little, which holds a certain appeal.

Did she have that Roger Ebert surgery too?

Can she sue over use of her image?
'cause I "use" her image every night just before bedtime.

It looks like one of the lesser "Silent Hill" games…only the maid should be skinless, twitchy, and have legs for arms.