Don't forget Claire Quilty.

Menace 2 Society made me terrified of black kids for years.

Zoids. For those that don't remember, they were awesome little robots sold in kits. They were held together by rubber fasteners, and powered by tiny flywheel motors. The T-Rex was pretty cool, but the swimming one was awesome…it could actually swim in the bathtub, and do battle with the Lego Navy.

"Operation: The Movie" could be a great "Saw"-type thriller. A "Small Wonder" franchise is the pay dirt, though: a coming-of-age movie about a robot girl with superhuman powers? It practically writes itself.

Agreed wholeheartedly, chimp. Sabbath needed a shot of new blood after those last two Ozzy albums. However, if you ever need a good laugh, pick up Sabbath's "Live Evil" album and listen to Dio try to pull off the Ozzy songs.

Caylee Anthony Anthony

I heard she got knocked up, and gave the clap to half the football team. And she'll blow ANYTHING for a beer.

No, he needs to be killed. I'd like to suggest staking him out on an anthill.

Turn around, Gloria; I'm gonna blow it in your face!

Now how can I hear all my favorite hits from future American Idol runners-up?

4AD?!?!!! Nice going, you limey fucks.

Get a dog. If you manage to keep its food & water dishes filled on a daily basis, it shows a woman that you'll have at least that much concern for HER wellbeing.

I got past the Maxim phase and the Playboy phase, and now I'm into Cosmo. I like the articles on menstruation.

Kilmer's got some problems. I honestly thought it was Steven Seagall for the first minute of that trailer.

"Wow, it's not every day you've seen the stupidest thing you've ever seen" has officially replaced the Terry Silver clip as the greatest thing ever. Sorry Terry…

OK, I'll do it.

Good God, I was referred to as "brah". Time to hang it up, Mr. Teas.

I've got you all beat: I'm a social worker with a caseload full of rich autistic kids. Wanna know what's even more frustrating than dealing with a teenager with an overly-inflated sense of entitlement? Try dealing with PARENTS of autistic teens. And that Jenny McCarthy bitch ain't helping…

John Carradine has major booty compared to Michael Landon.

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