Someone on this site once recommended 'To Say Nothing Of The Dog' as a great time-travel read. I'm about 3/4 through, and they were right. It's really funny, and generally entertaining.

Eddie Izzard: I'm covered in bees!

Denny's is for winners.

The band photo scene from Flight of the Conchords. It's always as hilarious as the first time I saw it.

All of that is very disturbing.

James Woods, is that you?

-G.O.B., with a dash of Steve Brule

"Are you going to be out of your costume anytime soon?"
"I don't think so!"

That's the one!

Even setting aside Wilder, Depp was a horrible Willy Wonka.

I once knew a joke about a duck and a prostitute, but alas it has been lost to the sands of time.

So it's fair to say that you would like to be inside Amy Schumer?

Glad it wasn't just me seeing that.

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the…

It's possible that I am that obtuse, but I just didn't see it as parody. And…..even if it was I still didn't like it, and you're wrong.

I highly recommend this actor.

Shakespeare in the Park. But I have a feeling WHAS will stand the test of time better than ol' Bill.

Well, there go my Friday night plans.

The Hudsucker Proxy is incredible, and anyone who disagrees is a moron. That is all.

Went to Vedge in Philly last Thursday and had probably the best meal I've ever eaten. Given it's reputation, it was pretty reasonable ($320 [before tip] for 4 included cocktails and wine).