@avclub-b7ee6f5f9aa5cd17ca1aea43ce848496:disqus The zombie body has ways of shutting that down.

@avclub-b7ee6f5f9aa5cd17ca1aea43ce848496:disqus The zombie body has ways of shutting that down.

Sure, mock away. But when Deval Patrick is the surprise write-in victor, you're going to realize Kirkman is all-powerful.

Sure, mock away. But when Deval Patrick is the surprise write-in victor, you're going to realize Kirkman is all-powerful.

They split up - Oscar went with Rick and Daryl, Axel went with Glenn.

They split up - Oscar went with Rick and Daryl, Axel went with Glenn.

Andrea has the worst judgment with people of just about any TV character, ever. Are we sure Amy wasn't a serial killer pre-ZA?

Andrea has the worst judgment with people of just about any TV character, ever. Are we sure Amy wasn't a serial killer pre-ZA?

Please - he's totally going to be playing the "my mom's dead" card with Beth next episode.

Please - he's totally going to be playing the "my mom's dead" card with Beth next episode.

A genie offers you a deal. One of your favorite sports teams is guaranteed to win their championship next season, and in exceedingly memorable/entertaining fashion. BUT all of the others are guaranteed to go into at least a ten-year title drought. Do you accept, and if so which team do you choose?

@EmElle:disqus I know! I feel like they should be out there, but everyone who I've mentioned it who's cared enough to actually watch came to the conclusion that since I liked the first three seasons better, they should just start there. Which makes sense, so I can't fault them, but still. Help a brother out.

Todd Akin? Is that you?

Todd Akin? Is that you?

They really shoulda just paused the action for a second there and let Glenn rant. "You fucking bastards. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in the fucking apocalypse? Or when your girlfriend's father sleeps twenty feet from you and can hear every sound that comes out of your bedroom? I mean, have you SEEN…

They really shoulda just paused the action for a second there and let Glenn rant. "You fucking bastards. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in the fucking apocalypse? Or when your girlfriend's father sleeps twenty feet from you and can hear every sound that comes out of your bedroom? I mean, have you SEEN…

I think it's Word of God that Romero never made movies in the show's universe, and thus the word zombies isn't well known. That actually explains a lot about these characters.

I think it's Word of God that Romero never made movies in the show's universe, and thus the word zombies isn't well known. That actually explains a lot about these characters.

Jeez. Remind me to never accuse you of murder.

Jeez. Remind me to never accuse you of murder.