Well, it really IS hard to get a domain name cleared…

I am 100% sure I was the only one who had this reaction, but my first thought on seeing Shelby's outfit was that New Girl and Bunheads were in the same universe, because she clearly bought that at Sparkles.

I am 100% sure I was the only one who had this reaction, but my first thought on seeing Shelby's outfit was that New Girl and Bunheads were in the same universe, because she clearly bought that at Sparkles.

Nor do they want to. Honestly, we're a lot to handle.

Nor do they want to. Honestly, we're a lot to handle.

I thought he was just a really lazy Arthur the Anteater.

I thought he was just a really lazy Arthur the Anteater.

They said punim AND Purim in this episode. Great week for Jews on New Girl. Or should I say New GOY, amirite?

They said punim AND Purim in this episode. Great week for Jews on New Girl. Or should I say New GOY, amirite?

"I could be troubled by the implications of this, but instead I just think 'fuck it, I'm dating Hannah Simone, what do I have to worry about?'" - Nelson Franklin

"I could be troubled by the implications of this, but instead I just think 'fuck it, I'm dating Hannah Simone, what do I have to worry about?'" - Nelson Franklin

Couldn't agree more. He was the worst version of Schmidt tonight, and while his change to stripper was well-executed I can't imagine it made up for him being a dick on wheels for the past day. It was funny, but it didn't really track with his and Cece's past relationship that she would find that particular Schmidt…

Couldn't agree more. He was the worst version of Schmidt tonight, and while his change to stripper was well-executed I can't imagine it made up for him being a dick on wheels for the past day. It was funny, but it didn't really track with his and Cece's past relationship that she would find that particular Schmidt…

Nelson Franklin's one of those guys I always see, like, and wonder why he hasn't been a comedic lead yet. Then I remember…

Nelson Franklin's one of those guys I always see, like, and wonder why he hasn't been a comedic lead yet. Then I remember…

Even worse being a middle class white man. The world hates us.

I had that problem with a girlfriend once. It did not end well.

I feel like whenever she does this, they always cut right before she stares right in to the camera and says "Yeah, that's right, I know what you want. Pervs." and walks away shaking her head.

Well, I ate a ton of Crunch bars and shook my head at the outfits of the younger generation.

…touche.