Speaking of books that tanked at the end.

A couple is attacked by… a giant lamp monster!

A couple is attacked by… a giant lamp monster!

@avclub-07c09ba3a403585b6c93f73d03983079:disqus I actually had the exact opposite reaction - I thought the series didn't take off until the fourth book.

@avclub-07c09ba3a403585b6c93f73d03983079:disqus I actually had the exact opposite reaction - I thought the series didn't take off until the fourth book.

Hey, do not rip on It unless you're prepared to take it outside.

Hey, do not rip on It unless you're prepared to take it outside.

If it were by an author other than Stephen King, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. Expectations were too high.

If it were by an author other than Stephen King, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. Expectations were too high.

A world without shrimp? …I'm allergic.

A world without shrimp? …I'm allergic.

Not me. Didn't have enough time to put together my Tegan Arrowspear costume and I apparently don't have the hips for Babe Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

They're aimed at undecided voters. Undecided voters really, really need the repetition, and they invariably agree with the last thing they hear. You people are just innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire that is American politics.

SUCKS.

::internet hugs::

Was that supposed to be a Pulp Fiction reference?

Was that supposed to be a Pulp Fiction reference?

I know, right? It kind of makes me sad for him. I mean, that's some really limited imagination.

I know, right? It kind of makes me sad for him. I mean, that's some really limited imagination.

American exceptionalism does manifest itself in funny ways sometimes.
I mean… USA! USA!