It opens with an attempt at a Dawson's Creek reunion. I am excited.

That was actually a surprisingly rap battle like debate. There was a moment I was just the tiniest bit concerned they were going to toss down the mikes and just start beating the crap out of each other.

Dear Mitt - if you want to create jobs, and the government doesn't create jobs, why don't you go work in the private sector instead of spending 15 years running for some office or another?

@avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus I'm down for whatever, as long as we're done by 9.

@avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus I'm down for whatever, as long as we're done by 9.

He also set the precedent for "good" writers to dip into genre. Zone One, The Passage - none of that happens without King forging the path.

He also set the precedent for "good" writers to dip into genre. Zone One, The Passage - none of that happens without King forging the path.

Hey, I even liked Bag of Bones, so you're among friends.

Hey, I even liked Bag of Bones, so you're among friends.

An asshole and an incredibly snobby English teacher. He writes a lot of pulp, but The Stand, It, The Dark Tower… that's literature whether you like it or not.

An asshole and an incredibly snobby English teacher. He writes a lot of pulp, but The Stand, It, The Dark Tower… that's literature whether you like it or not.

I had the exact opposite opinion. Fight to the death?

I had the exact opposite opinion. Fight to the death?

@avclub-b6f1a008f4630c05bd9ea573f34ff380:disqus It counts, unless you consider the graffiti in "Dreamcatcher" part of canon.

@avclub-b6f1a008f4630c05bd9ea573f34ff380:disqus It counts, unless you consider the graffiti in "Dreamcatcher" part of canon.

@GhaleonQ:disqus I feel like the Muppets would have lost some of their edge in old-timey newsprint.

@GhaleonQ:disqus I feel like the Muppets would have lost some of their edge in old-timey newsprint.

Jeez, you're bagging on William Henry Harrison now? The man was an American hero!

Jeez, you're bagging on William Henry Harrison now? The man was an American hero!

@avclub-bd5f681bd75c522cb7cbd88d22af16d5:disqus "What do you mean, where are those numbers from? Where are your numbers from, huh? Oh, look, Kings of Leon!"