The ball is sort of… football shaped. The game lasts 60 minutes. Everything else, you pretty much ask Belichick about.

The ball is sort of… football shaped. The game lasts 60 minutes. Everything else, you pretty much ask Belichick about.

At least if the game is on the line. If it's not, he's useless.

At least if the game is on the line. If it's not, he's useless.

You know, I'm sure he's actually a nice guy. By all reports he's actually committed to charity and all sorts of good things. But I am so fucking tired of having his religious views shoved down my throat that I am actively cheered by his continuing failure. Fuck him and his right wing agenda, I'm trying to enjoy a damn…

You know, I'm sure he's actually a nice guy. By all reports he's actually committed to charity and all sorts of good things. But I am so fucking tired of having his religious views shoved down my throat that I am actively cheered by his continuing failure. Fuck him and his right wing agenda, I'm trying to enjoy a damn…

RIP Michael Crichton. Now if he were writing this movie, that I could get into.

RIP Michael Crichton. Now if he were writing this movie, that I could get into.

I feel like there's a good horror movie to be made here, actually.

I feel like there's a good horror movie to be made here, actually.

You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?

You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?

Dammit, man! You've got to be fast to get the Electric Boogaloo reference around here.

Dammit, man! You've got to be fast to get the Electric Boogaloo reference around here.

Ugh. This schedule switch is going to confuse the crap out of me. Admittedly, I'm not that smart, but still.

Um… no Suburgatory?

I will say this… I hate the Yankees with a fiery, fiery passion, and always will. But taken independently, I'm really happy that Ichiro Suzuki is getting a shot at a ring.

Well, I was just trying to make a "all submarine entertainment is the same joke," but not very successfully.
I'm sorry. I've got that Obama altitude issue thing that Gore was talking about.

@Scrawler2:disqus Well, that's JUST LIKE Das Boot! It's got a submarine, and Scott Speedman!

Well, you're watching Last Resort, right?