"If you like movies like this, then this movie is for you!"

Katy Perry can get your heart racing.. in her skin-tight jeans. The same, I hope, cannot be said about Willow Smith.

Sorry to hear about his hernia operation.

@Built for Greed: You said it, man. I can say, as a fellow Pennsylvanian, that the space between Pitts and Philly is pretty much a wildlife preserve. It's the frontier out there, man.

You just have a Trapper Keeper worth of things to do.

I think "Cooking" is a gerund.

Baconator Douche.

How am I supposed to focus on your questions with your icon staring at me like that?

In the video, does she wear leather chaps? Does she sing about "needing that [gasp]" to get her off? Does Redman bark? If so, I'm in.

You are not alone, Acula. I love that game (and the two sequels, despite being too kiddy, aren't horrible), except for the barrels-in-the-snow section, which still makes my blood pressure spike.

You said it, Tito. The Zelda games alone make the Wii worth it. Being able to pick up Mario 64 and Super Mario World don't hurt, either.

Best of luck, m'lady. We'll miss you and your spite-induced ways.

Maybe he's a born again. That would explain the guilt.

Liu Kang… wins.

Is it bigger than a bread bin?

Like the song "Ironic," its the lack of irony that makes it ironic.

All of us at once, or one at a time with a shower in between?

Stronger
Certainly easy to make fun of in retrospect, but certainly sexy.

Whi hrrms ay urhrruuuuum… urrhurr hah crruhnrumm….

I feel that way about Dr. Pepper, too. Just a hint of that I'm-chewing-on-a-crowbar taste really brings it home.