Yeah… I've got a preferred "shooting" angle for this guy.

Phteven King.
Now it's about the death of a homely but lovable pooch with a severe overbite.

"The Murder of Phteven King"… There, all fixed.

Patterson did however announce plans to release an alternate title in it's place. So far there have been no objections to the planned release of "The Murder of Dean Koontz".

And how does tropical not make the list? Sheesh!

Georgia Mud Fudge didn't pan out for you guys?
And seriously, Oreos at #3? C'mon folks, I can get that shit at McDonalds.

I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I feel like it's Fiona who stops every season in its tracks with her ongoing refusal to latch on to a good guy. I'm so tired of the whole "Fiona meets guy, falls in love, fucks guy over for a quick roll in the hay" episode arc. It's tainted the past three seasons. I'd…

…and each year, on the anniversary of his death, pilgrims gather around to view the miracle of the Jack Daniels tears.

I know one herb that will make virtually any piece of chicken outstanding… 420!! What up Mello Mike?! Haha… amiright?! … Hello?

One time me and a buddy, both big Stanley Jordan fans, went to go see Jordan open up for Michael Franks at the Warfield in San Francisco (still my favorite place to see a concert from any genre). After enjoying Stanley's set, we stuck around to see what Franks would be all about, not having heard of him. We didn't…

Thanks KAB, you just made my morning.

This is super freaking cool. I'm holding out hope however that they can make room in the lineup for shows like Liquid Television and Cartoon Sushi. Maybe a replay of "The Maxx"? Howzaboutit programmers?

That's the exact question Kaitlyn Jenner's surgeons asked after seeing her pre-op "wish list".

Seems all it's missing is the Philip Glass score.

Still waiting on that BK Turducken they've been promising.

I've always preferred the barn-door wipe myself.

"At the very least, Krennic should get points for that sweet cape".

Shit Balls! I loved this show.

Eh… Call me crazy, but I rather liked the days when they used to write hooks and melodies.

Just get in there and donate. There's no cheek swab that can tell them how recently you've been laid. Fuck 'em!