I've enjoyed this show immensely over the years, but I'm just about done. It's not just the Glenn thing, it's the wild inconsistency from the walkers. TWD zombies seem to be just as slow/fast/persistent/uncannily clever as the show's writers need them to be depending on different scenarios. All too often (for about…

Dianetics - I mean, #usefulforcelebritycultists

I think you're describing Serena Williams.

"Black people in white shorts, Jews and Gentiles!!"

Couldn't get Marcie from the Peanuts gang, eh?

Guy who's too busy unloading crates to write a proper review raves: "Mulaney's special is tops! Definitely the right amount of tuna."

… said the guy who owns a time machine and is using it to clear an extra two years off his social and work calendar.

Meh… A good movie, as modern horror goes. I liked the tone of it, but it was not nearly as menacing as the efluvious AV reviews made it out to be. I don't think I've been afraid watching a movie since "The Changeling" with George C Scott. Track it down, it still holds up marvelously today.

Coming soon to the new Hulu Plus Plus service; The Brink: Season Two, Arrested Development season 5, and Parks and Rec: Sanitation Division.

Not exactly the same situation, but it does bring me around to HBO's most recent season of Project Greenlight. Did anyone else think that Effie's rant about the black man cast as a limousine driver was a little over the top? She was acting as though the guy was carrying a bucket of fried chicken in the scene. End…

Agreed — like 200%, although I really feel like the True Detective opening was just building on what True Blood started.

BWOMP… Really, I have BWOMP no idea what you are BWOMP talking about…….. BWOMP

I've known about it for a year, but rarely see it because it's moved around constantly and gets featured in the top block only occasionally. It's too bad too; It's a wry take on football that's right up there with Easterbrook and Simmons for quality. That piece on the Colts had me rolling.

Not for nothing, but Carl's Jr. has been selling monster in the can for years. At least in my neck of the woods anyways.

Looking forward to season two, and kudos to the Onion for their hilarious (and skillful) photoshop of Koening covered in blood for the announcement of a new story thread.

What a waste of perfectly good acid. Go outside and discover the hidden patterns that connect us to all nature, you dickwad.

Growing up in the east bay, the Candlelighter's Ghost House in Fremont was a time honored tradition. It's not hardcore, more like a community haunt run by librarians, high school kids, and retirees from the Kiwanis club, but god was it fun.

I'll give you 10 Dollarydoos for the Malonga Gilderchuck, but you gotta throw in one of them chazzwazzers.

That awkward moment when you read about a show getting cancelled; one you thought went off the air three years ago.

Like I needed another reason to hate those fuckers.