Coyne slots on parade…

Naked Terry Tate, (naked office linebacker).

I thought it was already too heavy.

I thought the remake would be taller.

Norman Reedus or get the fuck out!

So let me get this straight… The Adventures of Pete and Pete, the most forward thinking and worthwhile piece of television to come out of the Nickelodeon studios is not in the initial lineup? WTF?! You lost me at "not in the initial lineup"… Wake me when Splat's programming department gets their shit together.

Another missed opportunity to remake "Bartleby the Scrivner" featuring Puff Daddy as the rich lawyer boss to Cube's scrivner: "I prefer not to, mutherfucka!"

Quit *urp* staring Morty. Beings from Felinian 7 hate *beh* when you make direct eye contact. And don't call him a cat, *urp* they *urfm* hate that shit!

I can't eat that shit. Tastes like stomach acid.

Thanks for the giggle. I couldn't tell if I was looking at an attempt to be uber clever, as in, "Her horse surgeon skills combine with her devastating blonde locks for one compotent combination."

So… fucking…. jealous…

"a semi-valid point"… Really? Semi valid? Ma'am, that is EXACTLY the fucking point, and Grenier couldn't be taking 9/11 much more seriously. Go fuck yourself.

Here's one that just dawned on me a few days ago. I had no idea that the random big-bosomed actress in the "Game of War" commercials was Kate Upton. She's one of those celebs where I've heard the name about a billion times without ever having a face to match it up to.

And yet, the armchair does have a unique, shall we say, olfactory profile.

It should be noted that six of the seven LPs are just Eugene reading acerbic open letters to restaurants/airlines/small municipalities that have pissed him off over the past fifteen years.

I play Gears of War 3 pretty much exclusively, and few games do a better job of upping the rivalry factor, even without the express participation of the other player. Avatars are pre-programmed to trash talk after a multi-player kill, uttering friendly catch phrases such as, "Eat shit and die!", "Weak!", or the always…

Holy shit, that was pure brilliance. Good Job, Internet.

So long as we get some special features on the making of the Frank Zappa episode. They can show them all back stage, not doing drugs with the head Mother.

Take off, you Hoser.

WUBA-LUB-A-DUB-DUB!