How 'bout instead of five mil, I just straighten out a coat hanger and put that shit on the stove. Get it all red hot and shit and stick it up your asshole… sssssssss. Or maybe I'll just put yo nutz on the dresser and slam that shit closed on 'em!

Dugga, Dugga, Dugga, Dugga!

In his defense though, he really does get an itchy asshole.

Fuck no. I've heard the name a few times earlier in the week, but this article was my first true introduction. A few brief paragraphs later, and I'm wishing to see a fellow human being choke on his own genitalia while bamboo shoots are inserted underneath his toenails.

Really too many to mention in my house, but a few that come immediately to mind include:
"You're killing me Smalls!"
"I remember… the Alamo - YeeeHaaawwww!!!"
"80% of the time, it works every time!"
"Buttermaker - you crud!"
"Nobodys every tolds me it was kittycats whiskers day"
"Time to die"
"Get to the choppa!!!"

I have a feeling that Tig herself would be super uncomfortable reading this review, since it embodies the effluvious praise that prompted her to coin the phrase "I'm just a person" over the past year. She deserves it of course, because she has taken a rather unusual delivery style and honed it into a razor sharp…

Point taken.

I'd be interested in seeing how big the wage gap is between similarly ranked commercial actors or actors on the same up-and-coming sitcom. Comparing A-listers to each other results in numbers so astronomical that it's hard to feel sorry for anyone on the list.

You make some interesting points, but I do take issue with your claim that Lawrence "hasn't been asked to be the lynchpin of a multibillion dollar franchise", or perhaps the Hunger Games series isn't big enough to fall into that category?

Are you guessing, or is this comic book canon?

That would be surprising if he were the only one. Gives me diarrhea every time.

I don't know if I'd go that far (my wallet has more to say about my lunch choice than an on-air spokesperson) but non-compete clauses are bullshit. There's something so…. unAmerican about them.

Masturbate to Lizzy Caplan

I think the CDC was designed to destroy itself for the purpose of destroying all of the deadly pathogens housed within; Ebola, Bubonic Plague, Cancer-AIDS, etc…

SyFy - Friday 8:00pm EST
DIVORCIRAPTOR: A high profile celebrity divorce is interrupted by an unfroseen outbreak of predatory zombie dinosaurs.

Points…

All good points Anti-Monitor, but I guess that's my gripe. It hasn't happened yet. I've said it before on this same forum; I'm far more interested in the story of survival transitioning into rebuilding society (a la Stephen King's "The Stand"). The writers of TWD are still prone to introducing an army of shambling…

I'm intrigued by the show because it will give them a chance to answer some questions that have long plagued me with the Walking Dead. For example, how does the city's tiny population of dead people manage to wreak havoc on a city 3.8 million strong? (it was more plausible watching Rick's tiny hamlet get overtaken.…

Problem is, long term injury or no, dude probably should have been charged with attempted murder. So there's that.

Go home Philly, you're drunk… as per usual.