Just give us a name…

An appropriately American response to a consummately American act of vandalism. RiP Hitchbot; you were too whimsical for our world.

They're saving that title for the movie that will give Luck fans their closure.

Cash In of Heck…

Last season's finale was anything but a simple murder story wrap-up. Season one was all about redemption; Marty redeeming himself in the eyes of his family, Rust letting go of paralyzing guilt (the guilt of failing to save his daughter from violent tragedy), Rust letting go of his nihilist views after experiencing…

For fast food, Arby's makes a pretty decent sammy. But call me crazy, $17.00 seems a bit pricey for a roast beef Au Jus.

Seems like it. In previous years, folks on this here forum would have jumped all over some Louis CK news. While I sincerely hope the accusations of perviness are false, it all feels just a little too close to Cosby's situation in that the guy is highly powerful right now and that could be silencing a lot of would-be…

Didn't he replace it with a Monet? Or maybe it was a Picasso, hanging next to the pool table.

I've got a signed ball of his; it was a bloop single.

*sigh*

The fastest object in the known universe? Lando Calrisian making the moves on your lady. 80% of the time, it works every time!

And how! I've heard the entire Particle Man universe is in line for the full-blown superhero franchise treatment. They're trying to nail down Channing Tatum for the role of Triangle Man.

…@elevator pitch bot

#128: Those scheming fuckers over at the fat kid's camp will bring in a ringer for the big rap battle. I'm looking at you "Professor Murder"! - Mr. Show

He was a cult-leader and shameless new-age huckster who got into some pretty weird sexual shit with his acolytes Lupin. I didn't say I wanted
to see his books turned into a how-to documentary. Taken as fiction,
however, his books are populated with fantastic adventures and brilliant
personalities (Don Juan and Don…

How 'bout: "Styrofoam cup!"

Wait, Alex is a Sudanese refugee?!

Dude's still eatin' high on the hog from all those FREAKED residuals.

Seriously though; "The Real Frank Zappa Book" is easily the best rock biography I have ever read, thanks in total to Zappa's hilariously wry insights into the late 60s music scene. Should make a fine documentary, especially if Winter can incorporate animation to bring characters like "Wild Bill the Mannequin Fucker"…

Whoa! Rat Tomago!! weddlyweddlyweddlyweddly-wee