So I went to check my DVR this morning in anticipation of the next Broad City, and nothing. HOLY CRAP!!! HOW DID I MISS THE FACT THAT ST. MARKS WAS THE FREAKING FINALE?!! Oh my god… my feet are tingling. I'm going through withdrawals. Abbi, Ilana, are you there? Hello? AAARRGGHHHhhhhhhhhh!

Mr. Bean rigging a public lamppost to fibrillate a dying man on the street, then giving him an extra shock just for shits and giggles will always be my favorite.

My lawyers will be in touch.

Ahhh. But to me he'll always be Ass Hat.

Yeah, but it doesn't look like he did any of the dishes. Nor has this floor been mopped… BILLY!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

There was none, because homosexuality did not exist as a personal form of identification in Elizabethan times.

Ugh… Where are the North Korean hackers when you need them?

We… we happy few. We are with you brother!

It's no Charlie Brown Kwanza, but it's pretty darn awesome.

This - Times 1000. I worked at a Papa John's for a few years, and you know how you can make even mediocre pizza better by making your own and adding hella extra cheese and toppings?… With Papa John's, it made no difference.

My lord! That's like $5,000 U.S.! Innit?

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. In just a few short years, the AV Club has gone from covering SXSW with a small army of correspondents to placing the festival in the totally intolerable bin?

BTW, did the eggnog brothers remind anyone else of Kroll and Mulaney doing "Too Much Tuna"?

Yup, it was the Bright Eyes song. I was warned dammit.

Perhaps the walkers simply prefer dark meat… huh huh…
::Get's immediate knock on door from PC Police::

It's all good Harry Pawlter!

Shoot; the way this is going, look for Alex to get fired on set over some Tina thing.

Well said. It was a disappointing scene for a character who otherwise has displayed a kind of quiet wisdom throughout the rest of the series. I was hoping that landing the role would give him the self-confidence to move on from Tina, a complete twat undeserving of his affection. Instead we get this kind of desperate…

Porn?

Of course, the actual title of worst youth sports manager goes to Coach McGuirk. For as wishy washy as Charlie Brown is portrayed, you've got to give him credit; he went out for a lot of sports.