Ansari’s best material is usually rooted in relationships and dating about his cousin Harris… There, fixed it for you.

You've never heard of the Ryan PT-22 Recruit? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Nah, Bob Ross nailed it. There's a LOT happening in this episode, and it was one of my favorite so far. Whether people are even aware of it or not, many are going to come away disappointed any time an episode of BCS fails to feature a Breaking Bad cameo.

Goddammit! I sooooo wanted to like this show, but it stopped being good the second Carol showed up. I'm a huge Kristen Schaal fan, and I couldn't stand a second of her character on screen. Stopping at stop signs a year after the last vestiges of humanity have disappeared? I would have killed her in her sleep.

KRISTEN SCHAAL IS A HORSE!! KRISTEN SCHALL IS A HORSE! WELL LOOK AT HER DANCE, WELL LOOK AT HER GO, KRISTEN SCHAAL IS A HORSE!!!!

Post-apocalypse, It would be fun to explore all the motel rooms along Miracle Mile. You know, just for shits and giggles.

I've got high hopes for this show. I've been arguing with friends for about a year now that the zombies are the least interesting part of the Walking Dead; the day-to-day minutiae of survival post-society would be enough to keep me hooked (like Stephen King's the Stand did when I was a kid). Not that this looks like a…

Anyone else click on that Pete and Pete clip and watch the entire episode before finishing the article? God I miss that show!

Wait, so does this mean that the Xenomorphs and the Predators didn't *really* fight each other for control of that ancient temple buried beneath the Alaskan tundra?

It is indeed.

You're probably right. I'm just saying that in the Godfather, Pachino was afloat in a sea of monster actors, and the quiet, slow-burn performance those movies required simply does not stick in my mind as well as many of the others.

Irons in Moonlighting was one of the deepest and most complex acting perfomances I've ever seen.

The problem with giving Pacino an Oscar for the Godfather is this; despite a fine performance, it is hardly the most memorable in either of the first two films. Michael Corleone hardly stands out against tour-De-force efforts from the likes of Brando, DeNiro, Caan, Duval, and especially John Cazale. That being said,…

George Clooney

I kind of agree. Ages ago, I read an article with Peter O'Toole (I think, or it might have been Alec Guinness) where he explained that British actors will take just about any role offered to them. He said in the UK, acting is viewed just like any other profession, and even the top tier actors view any small role as an…

I'm just waiting for that Afroman / NOFX Fat Mike mash-up.

New drinking game. Go over to TMZ or Huff post and take a shot every time a commenter goes for the low hanging fruit that is, "I struck a fan on stage…. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!"

It can happen to anyone. Just ask Ray Rice, who was startled in a casino one evening when his then fiance intruded on his elevator space. In a related item, the NFL says it has not seen the Afroman tape, and denies ever having a copy sent to an anonymous female staffer.

Zombie bite = quick, virulent infection that turns you within hours. Post-death virus = a dormant strain that hangs back waiting for the host's immune system to step aside. So no, it's not the bite wound that kills you, but the big dose of active virus that accompanies it.

It's true. And Herschel was killed off the day one of the writers realized that they had two guys wearing "Built to Spill" beards (one over quota).