"Prepare the ship… for LUDICROUS SPEED!"

This is the moment on Star Trek where people are in mid-teleportation.

Enrico Palazzo! Enrico Palazzo! Enri— hey! Where did he go?

GIVE ME ALL YOUR UPVOTES

Like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future?

Does that mean you get the AIDSCancer?

Now AV Club can get that sweet HORMEL Black Label bacon money!

Now AV Club can get that sweet HORMEL Black Label bacon money!

Then what's with the smell?

Joke's on you! They're already based in Chicago!

You can't spell your handle without K-I-N-J-A.

They're never different movies. They're always the same titles you see pop up over the years. Sure there are "new" titles but most of them I have little to any interest in seeing. And there's more variety in the app than there is on the networks, but a chunk of my options are still movies I've seen on cable TV…

Especially when folks blow them up instead of letting them rot.

Jaxxon, Jaxxoff.

Bill Paxton?

"Too much real chocolate in my fantasy peanut butter."
-Ron Howard's press statement

You even like his smell?

Retakes my ass. Ron Howard was afraid of Chalky White being in his adopted movie.

So what's fading away here… Star Wars, or us?

You mean shirtless Jorah Mormont with greyscale didn't do it for you?