Whitey on the Moon by Gil-Scott Heron.

And all in one place!

No love for Holdin' Out For a Hero, and with good reason.

By that logic, the next song to top the charts will be Manfred Mann's Blinded By The Light.

SHARTNADO

As a foolish young man I would refer to this song as "Total Eclipse of the Fart." As a foolish old adult I'm considering fleshing that out into a song. I already have the closing refrain:
♬♫ Turn around, brown-eye… Turn around, brown-eye… turn around… ♫♬

Life is Beautiful is an Oscar-winner, to be sure, but I refuse to believe that there is anybody out there who considers Jakob The Liar a "masterpiece."

Life is Beautiful is an Oscar-winner, to be sure, but I refuse to believe that there is anybody out there who considers Jakob The Liar a "masterpiece."

I've never been fired from a job so that I could better help the guy that fired me.

The corporate office is phasing them out because the robots are Confederate sympathizers.

How is it that the President can ramble on and on and on when speaking in front of most any crowd, yet it takes him a total of fifteen minutes to post the equivalent of five sentences?

Maybe he had a fever… and the only prescription… was more cowbell!
But the pharmacist just stared at him, and by then the tour bus was gone.

It's not like he's some sort of status cymbal.

Supreme + Racist = Supremacist

It's the term "white supremacist" that I don't like. The only thing "supreme" about that fat virginal fuck is his Taco Bell order. And he was arrested driving the car that went through the crowd. Nothing alleged there.

From Breitbart to Whitebart!

I heard they're trying to reach a new demographic by renaming themselves DLY STRMR.

Maybe I can haz Prezidency?

Did I say that? I don't think I did… Nope, sure didn't.

They do, when people add emphasis to them. The swastika existed for thousands of years before some minor Austrian politician usurped it.