Removing every Confederate symbol in the nation (I'm including flags, street names, schools, all of it) won't stop inner-city kids from killing each other, nor will it stop racial profiling, nor will it stop cops shooting at unarmed black people. The last thing it would do is quiet this new wave of white supremacists.…

YES! WE CAN! But we DON'T. Not that any of this matters now. Future generations can visit all the underwater coastal cities and wonder why so many people were more concerned about century-old chunks of metal and granite than with almost any real-world issues that actually mattered.

Earlier this year, the City of New Orleans spent over two million dollars in the removal of Confederate monuments. Two weeks ago, a summer storm turned into a microburst that dropped almost a foot of rainwater in under two hours in parts of town, causing immediate flooding and crippling the city for days. In the wake…

I hope you are properly hugged every day.

You are obviously overqualified to be President of the United States.

It's a veritable zeppelin of dread.

Assassination is too good for him. He needs to die in a horribly embarrassing way.

Paul Schaffer had years of on-screen experience working on Saturday Night Live before his 30-plus year affiliation with David Letterman. Jon Batiste is thirty years old and has none of that experience. It's not my favorite part of the show, but Jon's interjections are nowhere near as terrible as, say, Jimmy Fallon's…

And NOT hang out with the Hulk? What are you, nuts?

Congratulations on making your tenth post in five years on Disqus! Too bad most of the other comments were on Breitbart, but hey! You got one jab at Michael Moore here before this site replaces Disqus with Kinja! Good on you! Hope you feel better!

Be sure to bring chloroform to take care of Jason Sudekis.

He'll use racial slurs on live TV before we get to see him cry.

McKimson was an excellent draftsman who designed what's considered the "classic" Bugs.

Tom in a zoot suit!

Petty sure that's why Mark Burnett never released any Apprentice outtakes.

The Disney Store on 5th Avenue has a lovely single-stall toilet that I completely destroyed due to a pastrami & corned beef on rye with muenster I had from Stage Deli the night before. I spent twice as much as I planned to, out of guilt.

Do you shoot 10cc over 35mm?

A proper gander is just a goose in a bowtie.

Apparently someone hasn't heard of a little movie called Swing Kids.

See? You're thinking over there.