Every army needs their expendables.

That's not what I said. Qualifications are everything. That and she did an outstanding job. So please don't get bent out of shape over my foolishness.

Time to shave your head. No, wait—

Not to mention the bit about Trump's Jew son-in-law.
But hey, at least those guys think Ivanka is hot too!

My original point was she's the whitest reporter on the Vice News staff.

Christ, no. Her being a journalist barely saved her ass. Cameras likely did.

If Trump were smart, he'd send letters to every alt-right white guy who was there, praise them for their patriotism, and inform them they've all qualified for immediate active military duty.

She's the most qualified* journalist Vice News had for this topic.

A true boyfriend would've angled for a little blow-&-go.

Alcohol is a depressant already. Get edibles, or hug someone very high.

It ain't bothering Pickle. That kid loves him! Sarah Huckabee Sanders said so!

Meanwhile, the President posted and deleted this: http://www.msn.com/en-us/ne…

A Pizzagate truther from a major cheese-producing state? No surprise there.

At least one Sam just wants you to eat green eggs and ham. I wouldn't call him a dumbass.

Hannibal will perform a stand-up routine and accuse Bill Cosby of raping women.

Tell that to people who won't eat creamy white foods.

That explains the all-milkshake diet.

When we're replaced by Kinja-pod people?

Dick Hickey?

Wookiee Moms are MILFs who wear Chewbacca masks and don't trim their pubes at all.