What, and kill the Orange Goose that lays the Golden Turds? Too late for that now.

Incarceration of reporters, and/or reinstatement of the Draft.

Most of them weren't protesting as much as they were cos-playing. Like some alt-right variation of reenacting a Civil War battle. They got to be Brownshirts for a day and terrorize those who weren't like them.

GoDaddy! NoNazis!

*gently nudges "Barron is Anonymous" conspiracy theory*

Second high-profile stuntman death this year?

It's an effect of long-term consumption of Quaker Oats.
"It's the right thing to do" my ass.*

As if pushing himself harder will somehow improve box-office residuals.

My guess is Nancy Cartwright.

Do you work for Stephen Colbert?

Has any director worked with Tom Cruise more than twice?

If he had more Thetans, they would've cushioned the blow.

"May have" my ass! I saw that footage. Looked like Tom crushed his ribcage in that landing.

Are you David Letterman?

I once made a sandwich in New York City. And if you can make it there…

Between Notorious Bettie Page and Boardwalk Empire, if I ever had the opportunity to meet Gretchen Mol, I'd be compelled to apologize to her for masturbating to her image many times over.

Maybe it's why I like it. I also like Whore and Crimes of Passion.

Hot Stuff!

Case in point: Kellyanne Conway.

The first time I see "Wiener-Dog" naked and she's upside-down with her throat slashed. Made the movie entirely unwatchable from that point on.