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Or they'll gold-plate all the chrome parts and improve the hydraulics.

What it didn't give away was that damn near the entire ad campaign was based on visuals from two of Bruce Wayne's dreams.

They doubled-down on the visuals because Warners is going full-throttle in Snyder's vision of the DCCU. They're kinda stuck with it.

Maybe Joss had to go in and remove any of Zach's #BorgLivesMatter references.

Leslie calls Colin her “sexy-ass white walker.” You should check out her recent Game Of Thrones-watching appearance alongside pal Seth Meyers, if you like Leslie, Game Of Thrones, or laughing.

So like the Golem, except it's a French chick and she's made our of copper?

This was also around the time Melania wore a "pussy-bow" blouse.

Breitbart Fashion = Pussy-bows Uber Alles!

Dude, that's his face!

I've been putting Vaseline in my cat's wrong end!*

I swear to God, I thought the goddamn headline read Let’s consider: Is Guy Fieri food?

Not to mention something to do with penises and cantaloupes in this year's Girls Trip.

If Randall Colburn believes this is an example of the Internet doing a "Great Job," he should lose his.

I've noticed ever since I saw intimate photos of Drew Carey with Betty White.

A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Television Production!

Bob Barker was known to punch a few holes in his day.

Block n Tackle will be replaced by Duck n Cover.

You know who comes on down? High-quality Pillow-fuckers.

For anyone who didn't see the Tomi Lahren tweet, it's worth sharing: