Imagine receiving GoT tweets from Leslie Jones during an episode.
Now imagine sitting through an entire episode you've never seen with her.
You can turn off your phone at any time. Turning off Leslie takes more work.

The segment was pretty good but watching GoT with Leslie Jones looks like a nightmare.

I got my Tarley Balm!

Yay! We ALL get greyscale!

Upvote & downvote him! It won't mater in a month anyway.

There are no dragons in Lord of the Rings, you ninny.

Why does the title of this article look like an incomplete sentence? What was the article's original title? Why was the word "apocalypse" replaced? Are people getting so sensitive that we really shouldn't be overusing words like "apocalypse" in our current political climate?

And even then there are variables, such as: How cute is she? How much bullshit will she take? Will she be a good girl and keep quiet?

My guess is his incredible fellatio technique.

That's so @malrivers:disqus can tell the bio-ladies from the trans-ladies.

Hey, whatever loosens the sphincter before partaking in anal sex.

"Just joking" has become the last true refuge of all sorts of truly reprehensible scoundrels.

You can’t blame Weekend Update hosts Jost & Che for itching to get back into the thick of it.

In that photo Riz looks like he's about to get his hands on a big-tittied poltergeist.

RRRZZZZZZZ!

That towel-toting motherfucker.

He truly walks The Razor's Edge. I tell ya, it's Meatballs!

Bill Murray reaches true legend status, becomes World's Greatest Performance Artist

So, not a David Lynch fan?

Who accuses the accusers?