Nobody ever called her unsullied!

Something in the back of my head tells me that Jon Snow had a hand in this newfound art.

Marvel Cinematic Universe Girls in Trouble

What do they do with those kids who have extreme wishes, like forming a religious cult, going to a whorehouse, or driving a Sherman tank downtown? Do they make compromises?

Another inspired line was from Thor ↔ Loki: "Make a Wish, and kiss your ass good-bye!"

And you won't find either of them on urban radio stations.

Magic Mike v. Mike Judge v. Judge Dredd v. Dread Zeppelin

So, Captain America?

The second D is for a double-dose of pimp.

Maybe he's on Oxy-by-proxy. It gives him moxie, but it don't make him foxy.

*tick tick tick tick tick*

Yes, step away from the Oxy and move directly to heroin.

AV Club attempts trolling Rush Limbaugh to get him to peruse their GoT reviews

Katheryn Bigelow is known for making very good dramas that nobody goes to see.

Will she be offering anal sex to whomever saves her life?

This man is living the dream. I also want to live this dream. Why am I denied the same dream? Why? WHY??

If you're that upset you can't see Josh Brolin in a costume, seek professional help.

Not much story. He was drunk. I walked by. He swung his fist in my face. We made eye contact. Then he hugged me like we were friends.

He can telekinetically cheat on his wife from thousands of miles away.

Who knew this planet was big enough for TWO jerkoff John Brolins?