So this is the new character that Deadpool has gay sex with, right?

The only makeup Josh needed for Jonah Hex was a little rouge.

Motherfucker shouldn't have taken a drunken swing at me then.

No, it wasn't the years of spousal infidelity. It's the face he's always fucking had.

John Brolin is a straight-up scumbag, and I'm quite disgusted that he still has a career. I might not feel that way if he had given me a film part after taking a drunken swing at me.

Dear Clayton,

A Winnie-the-Pooh movie exists and Disney doesn't make a dime off of it? That's noteworthy.

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Lest we forget the Canadian government's exploitation of the Dionne quintuplets.

Remember the parody game shows in The Running Man?
Those look like legitimate programs compared to that show.

Or maybe @whosthecheekybutt:disqus really hates Roger Waters?

And like a Fartt in the wind, it was all over.

I saw that sitcom she's on. Apparently she's got substance abuse problems.

Then the moat is moot?

What did I tell you last week, you mincing ponce? You aren't highlighting jack-shit if your post isn't the FIRST ONE in the entire thread. Either fully commit to your chosen foolishness, or find another way to keep that flaccid member of yours semi-erect.

Tell Sam Barsanti that.

YOU FELL FOR A SONIA SARAIYA ARTICLE, YOU BLOODY FOOLS!

"Boycott" is a sexist term. The proper term is "Gender neutral-cott."

If I recall, the first Pat sketch was the final sketch of the episode. No intro song.

How progressive it is to take 90s pop culture to task in 2017. Real forward-thinking.