Did you write that while working the Night Shift?

You've never been to St. Bernard Parish in Louisiana. It can be scary.

Not ready for the Fall Out Boy remake of the Ramones title track?

He thought it was funny at the moment, along with the other people in the room. The difference is that tha God is the only one with lots more to lose than anybody else. Otherwise there would've never been a statement issued.

Indeed. Most Arabs don't even have lawns.

Claire would never go down on any girl with that much dandruff.

I just got a very strong Dr. Frank N. Furter vibe from this.

Is it a fertility idol? Is that what makes him "tha God"?

Better than Ezra. Pound for pound.

If he's sorry for anything, he's sorry for laughing at inappropriate material while on the air.

Not surprised that an Alien Jesus would be so aghast over a self-professed God.

Ouch. I know it's the Dog Days of Summer, but Jesus. Couldn't crack $20M on 3,450 screens.
‘The Dark Tower’ Tops Slow Box Office Weekend With $19.5 Million
http://www.msn.com/en-us/mo…

And people wonder why Japan is going through a population crisis.

Wipeout. The Running Man. What's My Perversion?

Not much bust on Match Game since there's no Fannie Flagg on the panel.

I bet you Freddie Prinze Jr. doesn't even talk to Tony Orlando.

Frightened old Caucasians, and researchers on late-night news/comedy shows.

Drain that swamp! Fix that dump!

Congrats! You're the living embodiment of "being late to the party."

Yeah, nothing suspicious about it, either. Too bad that fat fuck couldn't conveniently die before the election.