I've heard it takes money to make money, but for Kanye to hire lawyers to sue Lloyd's of London seems like a really poor, ill-advised way to make money. After the Paris robbery it seems like all Kanye does is work harder to finagle large sums of cash from outside sources, instead of doing the one damn thing he's…

So when William Hughes traces his professional career and wonders where the hell it all went wrong, he'll find this article and softly groan a noise of disgust.

You're right: this is insignificant in the grand scheme of things, but it's worth noting all the minor details as they happen along the way. Who knows? Might be one of those minor things that finally brings that fat orange fuck down.

Trump prefers newer housing built by underpaid, overworked migrant labor, instead of older structures built by unpaid, overworked slave labor.

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MST3K
Keep Circulating the Tapes
Push the Button, Frank

It's not so bad. There are disposable ponchos available at the door.

Little Man is the first time an entire movie was based on a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Damn it, all Expert Pickle T-shirts are sold out!

What this means is Lorne Michaels can't hire another white male to do the Mooch on SNL.

TrumpWonka would also eat all the candy in front of everyone without sharing.

The feeling is mutual, chief. I used to really enjoy you once, long ago.

You mean new Ben-Hur, which was a stupid thing to remake.

Not my idea of a "fun movie." It's only fun for me when I have Dennis Hopper's character quoting Frank Booth's lines from Blue Velvet.

Produced by Steve Mnuchin! The MNOOCH!

From the air, sure. On land it's described as "beautifully terrible."

Jerry was on heavy-duty medications that caused the bloat.

Oh, stop that. Waterworld is a failure in any decade.

People type bomb because disappointment takes more letters to say the same thing.

There's exceptional marbling in the fattest, ugliest children.

This article went up at 1:39am, and your post goes up at 8:47am. If you're going to follow through on this weak-ass gimmick account, you need to be the first post here, instead of making this the first thing you do after taking your early-morning shit. Otherwise you come off like the tempestuous, petty little man you…