Can't spell "alumnus" without A-N-U-S.

Alejandro Jodorowsky's Endless Poetry is the continuation of his previous autobiographical film, Dance of Reality. You see more naked Jodorowsky sons, the incredible Pamela Flores in dual roles, and the usual whacked-out imagery that put Jodorowsky on the map. It helps if you're already a fan of his works, and it's…

Here's video evidence. Might confirm some of your suspicions. http://www.msn.com/en-us/vi…

It's all well and good until Scaramucci calls Pickle a "filthy cocksucker" during a WSJ interview.

Either poverty, opioid addiction, or lack of health care will handle that.

Any bakery worth its salt can make a baseball cap cake. They'd charge you out the wazoo for it, too. She makes it sound like nobody would do this for her for political reasons, instead of the real reason: she couldn't afford it. And I demand to see photos of this cake she made.

Fake Frank!

Pickle will be the poster boy for the DeVos Education plan.

Yes, this is real news. Real stupid.

…Caucasian?

Yeah, I still don't believe this. I want photographic evidence. Of the kid, his birthday party, everything.

Good thing Trump donated his quarterly salary of $100,000 to the Dept. of Education!
That'll really cushion the blow of the impending $9 billion in cuts education is gonna get.

Aw, these puns slowed down to a trickle.

According to the Washington Post, Pickles really does exist. http://www.msn.com/en-us/ne…

I said "less sexy" because "unsexy" would be cruel. She's sexy to someone.

If I'm to believe the ads I've seen, this movie is nothing but a 90-minute series of poop jokes.

No less depressing than a Juggalo-themed child's funeral.
The difference is that I've seen photos of a Juggalo-themed child's funeral.
If any parent went through the trouble to have a "Make America Great Again" red hat birthday cake for a nine-year-old's Trump-themed birthday party, there would be pictures of it.*

Today's conference is postponed until another fake kid cranks out another fictional love-letter to 45.

And the world is a better place because of it.

What the fuck? Brienne of Tarth is a stone-cold fox!