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"Thanos throws a moon" - phrasing!

Nope.

As long as they leave Chris Lambert alone; there's a Highlander/Mortal Kombat renaissance coming any day now.

Chrisi.

The whole prequel trilogy makes me angry. I'm still digging the new stuff. Force Awakens was good, Rogue One was great

"Hey, look, a motorcycle!" It made sense in Wonder Woman, not so much in Star Trek Beyond.

Space casino - cool.
Dancing Jedi - kind of cool. I don't think Rey has Yoda's moves.
"It's a wrap!" - Someone feed that Mon Calamari to the Rancor.

Look, Oprah asks you to "be a warrior", you say YES. That sweet-mother-figure stuff is all front; she will regulate. Craig Ferguson had a stand-up bit about Oprah being the last remaining global superpower.

Since Pine's in it that means:
a) he gets to ride a motorcycle at some point,
b) "Sabotage" has to be on the soundtrack
By no means my favorite book, but I do think it looks good.

Jedi Scout: Master Yoda, the Whills recruits are here. I think Chirrut Imwe has got all five tools; total Jedi material.
Yoda: Too badass, he is. Jealous, Master Windu will be. Send him to AAA ball.

Milo: The dilemma remains. Coke or Pepsi? Or do we overlook an even more vital national issue?
Binkley: Yes. Both taste like malted battery acid.

That dream's part of the collective unconscious.

Betty was selling meth and pterodactyl eggs to Neanderthal aphrodisiac merchants out of East Bedrock. That cavewife bit was just a cover. She was poisoning Barney's morning coffee, which is why he and his fat friend started hallucinating the Great Gazoo.

"a family of dictionary editors who were pushed too far". So, basically The Punisher?

It's a LexCorp development, and evil to its core programming.

The Batgirl Princess merch will make millions.

I'd always thought Dark Knight counted as an Elseworlds.

Let them out of the kitchen and Benghazi happens.

I have a little faith. The second Trump tells us to embrace our new Russian overlords his base will go all Red Dawn.

And he'll let Pence do what he wants, and Pence is one of theirs.