"Please flush after use."

No, it's bad. The Photoshop jockeys have lost the ability to "see" the way mere mortals do.

Just like the Champagne Room.

"You want to what? Dammit, that's Form 2-B. I think my printer's working; go get us some Gatorade while I fill it out. And we are not spooning after; that's a 5-minute consent discussion."

This is just Republican propaganda because Trump doesn't have the attention span to watch a single episode of Robot Chicken all the way through. I'm on to you.

Hired to run Mar-a-Lago, since the bar is such a resounding success.

Doom, Victor.
Lots of Ratt.

8-tracks were the way to go.

Hold up. An immigrant? Working for a crime family? We should have built that wall right after the War of Northern Aggression.

Signs of the 'Pocalypse.

The revolution will be (poorly) televised.

Oh, damn, Riley Freeman is going to be pissed.

The good take was just a bonus of pissing off Shatner.

GOP, Putin, Trump.

Seriously. You want to mess with Lucas, cut off his burrito supply. Don't slander a cultural touchstone (the prequels are still fair game).

Quantum Realm/Microverse setting; she can play Marionette. Or a gender-swapped Baron Karza.

She's four inches shorter than Tom, also known as "how tall are Tom Cruise's lifts"?

She probably just absorbed a decade of maturity and self-assessment in about a week. She's absolutely handled the situation gracefully. I think that all the world asks is that she purchases the donuts before she licks them. Seriously, though, good on her.

Tale of the Mummy came out in 1998; it's not very good. The story is kind of all over the place, and the actors aren't that engaging.

I rewatch the first Mummy all the time, and I mean all the time. If I'm not going to do a complete watch, at a minimum I watch the Foreign Legion scene, or the scenes where they're on the boat going down the Nile ("Oh, it wasn't that good of a kiss", big ass firefight, "Stay here, I'll go for help").