Thanks again, troll bruther! Have even more fun being an asshole, dude! I can up the ante every time as well, jack!

I'll tell you whose fault it is, bruther! It's that sneakin', cowardly Goldberg, bruther! Goldberg! You have no idea what you've brought down on yourself, man! I'm gonna talk to J.J. Dillon and get you barred from WCW, jack! Whatcha gonna do when a guy with a direct line to an HR representative runs wild…on…you?

Thanks, troll bruther! Have fun being an asshole, dude!

No! NO! Giant, get 'im, bruther!

@santos

Each day's a gift, bruther!

Yeah, Outsiders, get that mean guy, bruthers!

I'm the Cincinnati Kid, dude!

(RIPS SHIRT)

He started it, dude!

Wow, bruther, you just got found out, dude. I'm sitting here at my computer laughing and commenting as a CELEBRITY on a WEBSITE for FUN. As I'm commenting and responding to comments, I am reacting in character. Every single thing I typed to you, I've been typing with a smile on my face, having a great time. For the…

When I started makin' movies, bruther, and gettin' paid, dude! With the Outsiders, dude, the tWo will be gettin' paid even more, jack! I left those "Hulkamaniacs" behind, bruther, when they started crampin' my style, man! Sayin' prayers and eatin' vitamins, dude? Grow up, man!

You can point that bat all you want, Sting, bruther! You can't touch me until Starrcade, dude! You'll forfeit your title shot, Stinger! If you even get close to me, the tWo will swarm you, jack! So just slink back into the shadows like the coward you are, bruther!

Gringo Starr, bruther! The Macho Man is ruined, dude! I left him layin', starin' up at the lights, jack! I think you meant to say "Now, maybe if you had logged in pretending to be Hollywood Hogan…," jack! Hollywood Hogan is here, bruther, and he's just…too…SWEEEEEEET!!! I fully agree with this troll, bruther! I don't…

Hey hey hey, dude!

Yeah, Sting, bruther, you would be hidin' in the rafters, dude! I know you're scared of Hollywood and the tWo, bruther, so get J.J. Dillon to call off our match at Starrcade, dude, for your own sake, jack!

TomWaits, bruther, you are a true fan and a good man, dude! The invitation to the tWo is yours, bruther, but I won't double cross you if you don't take it, dude! I promise!

Hey, Wrestling Is Fake Sport For Rednecks, you troll, you've changed my mind, dude!!! You alone, bruther, have crushed my hope in humanity and the basic goodness of people, jack! So why don't you man up, get a username, and join the Troll World Order, man? I'm tired of being nice and trying to placate people, bruther!…

Ordinarily, I'd say something about how much I hope this thing is gonna fail, jack, but Patton Oswalt is cool by me, bruther, and has an open invitation to join the Troll World Order anytime, bruther! He kinda looks like a troll, now that I think of it, dude! HAHAHAHAHA, dude!!!!

Don't cry, bruthers, just hop on the tWo bandwagon, dudes! This is the new dominant faction in AVClub commenting, bruthers! But don't join lightly, man, 'cause when you're tWo, you're tWo..4…LIFE!!!