Wolverine's proctologist
Wouldn't Wolvie's mutant healing factor negate the chances of him getting prostate cancer? No medical professional would ever need to put themselves in peril, like that. Being Rogue's gynecologist however…

Tried nine different pieces I've written, and got David Foster Wallace - screw this thing for not choosing an author I'm familiar with!

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