DJ Roomba
You interview Ken Tremendous and don't ask him one question about Fire Joe Morgan? In my best Tom Haverford voice….

By posting that twice, I was simply doing some internet meta humor around the repeated use of that line. BING!

I don't know whether to read this review….
….Or roll it at the 7-pin. BING! BANG! AH THANK YOU!

I don't know whether to read this review….
….Or roll it at the 7-pin. BING! BANG! AH THANK YOU!

I can't imagine the people who have to deal with you on a daily basis. The night shift people at Dairy Queen probably contemplate suicide every day.

If doing the Michael Scarn is gay
CONSIDER ME THE BIGGEST QUEER IN DA WORLD.

I'm throwing in the towel
I gave the show a shot, but it wasn't cut out. I felt like every step forward was two steps back. This show could've used more time in the writing room because it wasn't ready for the big time spot. But it got KO'd in round 7.

Portishead is not www.pitchfork.com

Last week's episode was the worst for her character, but it wasn't all her fault. The moment where Lights finally comes clean and tells her he's broke bugged the crap out of me. Her reaction: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" + more screaming and shrieking, followed by Lights hugging her and saying it was gonna be OK. Annnnnd cut to…

I never watched Heroes
Should I start with the first episode?

The Stalker
"but did she really deserve to be mocked to her face and called a stalker on national television for a second time?"

I made it about 6 or 7 episodes in before giving up. I gave them a pass for all the cringe-worthy "You don't understand New Orleans because YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND" in the first couple episodes…. but they kept doing it over and over and over. Bunk and Lester's characters were interesting and I liked Khandi Alexander's…

I'm not the biggest MMA fan…
…but a boxer would get destroyed in an MMA match within a minute. Still, I've been looking forward to this fight since I saw it in the original promos.

Mix it with the relish!
I am unable to put relish on my hot dog without mentally saying this line to myself. I will probably be doing this same thing when I go see a baseball game in my 70s.

Buh?
"In the best versions of the story, the ones everybody knows and can quote chapter and verse, one of them triumphs over the other, knocking the other down so he can barely move."

The Situation came off as a a guy trying to backtrack on his Rapey personality. I think Bristol knocked some sense into him… and him into her. HEY-OH.

The poster for Tracy Jordan is… FAT BITCH is a high point in television history.

I thought the Ben Stiller Show was hilarious. But I've always like Stiller and he seems to bring out a lot of hatred from movie watchers. Their parodies are dated, but the styles are so on point. Advantage: Agassi? The garden tools SEXY commercials? U2 playing a Bar Mitzvah like it's Rattle and Hum.

The episode about his fear of puppets is amazing, ya dingus.

Oh my God
I'm getting so high for this movie. Just look at that goddamn picture and how much fun Jason Segel is having.