I'd bet that more people here are familiar with Keys' work as long time sax player for the Rolling Stones. Just the fact that he played the sax solo on Brown Sugar would probably cover that.

OK, maybe I'm just being a dick, but really? This guy and no Bobby Keys? At this point, I don't think the AV Club would have an obit if Mick Jagger died.

Note that it was Jim Allchin's team that got caught faking whatever it was that they faked during the DoJ trial back in the day.

I used to work for Jim Allchin, who went on to become, like, the number 4 guy at Microsoft. He eventually quit that job to become a blues guitarist (great licks, terrible tone). Posted this argument that he had with his wife about how she thought he was crazy to do this, like they weren't worth $100 million.

An article about Rolling Stone magazine, an article about Mick Jagger and no Bobby Keys obit. AV Club, you're pissed at me because I brought up Dick Wagner again, aren't you?

Wagner played on TONS of 70s stuff, including KISS Destroyer, Aerosmith Get Your Wings (that's his solo on Train Kept a Rollin), Alice Cooper's stuff from Billion Dollar Babies on and that's him on Lou Reed's Rock & Roll Animal (with Steve Hunter). I was livid (and apparently still am, what with bringing it up months…

Not sure that's true for all people, but I definitely have a couple of friends that is ABSOLUTELY true for. They are really no fun to be around if you're not as drunk as they are. Don't hang out with them much - the last time we hung out, one was drunk enough to get us thrown out of a bar a 7PM.

Don't forget Dick Wagner (like the fucking AV Club did when he died).

I HATE being high. Quit back in 1980. But, damn do I love the smell of weed.

I had friend once try to tell me about a new beer that was on the market - he swore it was Michelob Fast.

I''m pretty sure Butt Francis Ford Coppola is the nickname that Brett Ratner calls himself.

When I read this comment, there were, appropriately, 23 upvotes.

My wife gets knocked out by a 5mg vicodin. I, on the other hand, can take 20mg and go to work. On the plus side, it means I'm not incapacitated when my back pain acts up to the point if needing to take something. On the minus side, aspirin and ibuprofen don't do shit.

I thought for sure it would be this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yeah, that was probably a mistake.

I hope so.

Tickets to the Boston premiere of True Stories. David Byrne was supposed to be there for a Q&A session after the movie. He didn't show.

Are you saying you don't like Kristen Schaal? Because that makes no sense to me. It's like the friend I have that doesn't like Bohemian Rhapsody - what kind of fucking monster doesn't like Bohemian Rhapsody?

This was my Facebook status on Sunday morning: Watching 12 Years a Slave. White people should probably all be killed.

Allison Tolman can star in whatever she wants, as far as I'm concerned. She's awesome. And adorable. And adorably awesome.