I'm kind of psyched that @avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus lives relatively close to me, compared to other regular AV Club commenters, but at the same time bummed that BonerTime likes Phish.

What kind of awesome job do you have where you get to reference the Oort Cloud as part of it?

Ooh — help me settle an argument. How do you pronounce "clique" - rhymes with "lick" or rhymes with "leak?" I know what the dictionary says, but I've got a friend that swears that most humans say it rhymes with "leak." I suspect said friend may not be human.

A lot of that also depends on what degree you get. Your fine arts or history degree is a recipe disappointment if not unemployment. I know a bunch of folks with fine arts degrees and all but one is a janitor or works in a call center. My brother has a history degree that he is finally using to get into teaching -…

I also voted for Jill Stein in 2012. So YOU were her other vote, eh?

Well, what do you know? A highly-rated-by-the-AV-Club album that I actually own and enjoy. Well, I own the one from 25 years ago, not the reissue. My guess is that this will be the only 'A' rated album I'm likely to own, too, unless the folks here start enjoys 70s guitar rock a lot more.

I had a Budweiser that went bad once. It tasted just like Heineken. Haven't had a Heineken since.

Just his first name?

According to wikipedia, Aerosmith has sold about 50 million albums, compared with NKOTB's 16 million. Seems like Aerosmith had a bunch more hits.

Cool. Let's jam out to some Zeppelin!

But was Grover really your favorite muppet? My kids got to appear on Nickelodeon once, and were forced to say whatever the producers wanted them to say were their favorite shows! To be fair, one of the kids got to say Spongebob, which was both of their favorite at the time.

I actually still have it. It doesn't work at all and I've been told it's not worth fixing, but I can't bring myself to toss the solid oak cabinet.

Legend Model A 30. Looked like this one: http://i156.photobucket.com…

At the time, I was probably using my '93 Les Paul Classic, so yeah, it was the amp.

PS — Awesome username/avatar - I love Migraine Boy.

The best compliment I ever got as a guitarist was that my tone sounded like May's. Thinking back on it, they probably just meant that my Legend amp sounded tinnier than most other amps. That's not a knock on May's great tone, it's just the only logical reason I can think of why anyone would compare my crap playing to…

The idea that the most powerful nation in the history of the world can't keep a handful of religious fanatics in jail is utterly ridiculous. That, of course, didn't stop the Republicans in Congress from pretending that if those fanatics set foot inside US prisons, that we'd have 9/11s every week.

Yeah, my take on it was - How will the far right spin this into a Kenyan-Muslim-Socialist-Nazi plot to use a secret-black-helicopter army to declare marshall law, suspend the Constitution and impose Sharia law?

Nope. I've liked her since The Client, where she gave off this great drunken-slut-next-door vibe (which is one of my favorite vibes).

I once got the most amazing hand job from Mrs. Initiative (at Hedonism in Negril, no less), but on average, my solo ones are as good as assisted ones.