Pepsi?

Don't you mean present?

Mr. Burns is thawed out thanks to Professor Frink’s discovery of the cure for 17 15 stab wounds in the back.

You know what's great about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie… twice.

… and neither of us knows if Keith is still alive thanks to Mick's organs, or vice-versa.

Yeah, it was pretty fucking untimely. I was actually expecting this week to be a lame "both sides are at fault" episode about the government shutdown. So much for "6 days to air," I suppose.

No, it really isn't.

Link? That sounds like a fascinatingly crazy article.

“Okay, so that got real deep.”

@avclub-2d0cca95ad6a2061d208d765e79af478:disqus - Eva Braun?

But this review is arguing that people shouldn't need to lose weight because it's "an essential building block" - which is pretty much as bad a message as trying to push people into weight loss, because it's ignoring a real problem.

Yes, but that does not predict the exact method of decapitation by kite, either. As I said, the kite incident could have resulted in decapitation many ways.

The title does not give away that the decapitation is by kite.

But is Moya okay?

Actually, as others have said, I think it was funnier not knowing the direct source of the parody.

This was pretty good, like Season 8 quality. As for the review, however:

@fineoakstructure:disqus

That's just fucking retarded. Even if you know about the Miley "twerk" scandal, doesn't mean you watch her music videos. Seriously, why would any of us be expected to have seen any current music video, let alone a Miley one? Who the hell watches music videos anymore?

And yet, we still only see Nasim Pedrad for a split second as she's hoisted away on wires. Curse you, SNL!

I don't think it was Miley playing the Bachmann character. I don't have footage available right now, but I think that was one of the brunette SNL actors - I remember her as having brown eyes and a normal-sized tongue.