It's Eudora. Her parents named her after the email client.

She looks 20 to me. Most 15 year-olds don't look like that.

It's a rather large leap to assume that she came at all.

That doesn't look like you. Where's your antenna?

Heh-heh-heh.

Locals news channels’ "lifestyle" segments and 80s graphics?

WWWEEEEEEEELLLLSSHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

Wait, Dr. Strangelove wasn't a documentary? But it was in black-and-white, and everything!

The old person's remarks will be stricken from the record.

It's not filth. It's a glorious monument to the achievements of the 20th century.  
Look! A real Beanie Baby. 
Oh! A Mr. Spock collector's plate!
Some Bart Simpson dolls!

It takes longer for the comments to reach the US Embassy in Australia.

Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?

What do you do, follow my husband around?

How droll!

Excuse me, are you… Drew Barrymore?

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

And the world would have been a better place for it.

But wasn't Minecraft topical like two years ago, and "murder porn" more like 5+ years ago? And cable TV is still relevant?

But the problem is that this review highly overrates the episode just as much as others have underrated it. I mean, it was pretty average. Not a lot of funny material, and the subject matter was pretty outdated and stale.