I doubt it's auto-correct at fault. The more logical explanation is that it's a boner. It is written by Sims, after all.

He got traded for Black Smithers.

This joke seems rather dated - because today, when would a bill ever get defeated just because it had a ridiculous rider tacked on? That's practically a requirement for legislation these days.

These days it's called the Carlos Patrol.

I can't say I approve of the "woo" but the "hurrah" was quite heartening.

It wouldn't hurt to throw a cream pie or two. And flail your arms wildly.

What did you do to Gillian Anderson?? You monsters!

You've changed it by adding the "of time" clause. Gordon doesn't say "Your 90 minutes of time starts now."

That was exactly my point. She doesn't even know what the word means.

Krissi could have used the trophy as a weapon.

Third prize is two dinners with Joe and his mom.

I suppose that's one way to rationalize it, but still seems wrong. That form should be said "Your time starts now."

I don't really care how much of it was an act, because anyone willing to compromise their integrity enough to put on an act like that is as bad as if it was authentic.

And if he was grammar nerding it up, why no comment on how Gordon says "Your 90 minutes starts now," rather than "Your 90 minutes start now," as it should be?

“Gordon, Graham, Joe, we love you…”

I actually wouldn't be surprised if it already existed, like how there's porn versions of 30 Rock, etc.

FRELL YEAH, FUCKURAMA!

D+ is the worst possible grade a show can get, I think.

And you should feel bad about it.

I never understood how boats work.