There really should be a 35+ age restriction on this site. Applicable to writers as well as commenters.

Michael says that line, not Knightboat.

Ah, the mysteries of life.

Get it right, @avclub-269c32c42897f617fe805887bbd9c5b4:disqus - it's:

The… whaaa… first time… that's unpossible!

No, get it tattooed onto *her* arm.

I'm guessing Knightboat could have come in quite handy during your recent tribulations.

With his wife?

Nnnnooo…

Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant.

Why don't we all look at the photo album?

Don't worry, Joey, we'll make it to California some day.

Or an inlet.

You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.

That's what really happened.

LOOK EVERYBODY, THE ARCHMAGE'S BACK!

I always wanted to drift forever, but through the American Southwest.

I'm not sure being compared to his father would actually be considered a compliment by his son.

I thought he says he's Italian? Was he actually born in Italy, or just referring to his "heritage" when he says he's Italian.

WHERE'S THE ARCHMAGE?