The A.V. Club
Who didn’t have a weird, sexual Miss Piggy kind of thing going?

There are Big Brother reviews now?

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If so, that's only something that would happen in the Sorkin-verse. It's likewise incredible how they all basically stop working to have intense debates over journalistic ethics, and employ millions of dollars worth of lawyers to audit themselves.

Oh my God, IT'S A ROBOT!
Where did you come from, fella?

The button for the internet?! Jesus Christ!

What kind of Operating System is it?

God damn it, Roy, I didn't bunk off so I could do some flippin’ perusing. I want to taste the apple, Roy. I want to bite the electric tiger’s tail and ride it to the end of the mother-flippin’ line.

Aren't these supposed to be reviews of shows? Bare-bones plot summaries peppered with quotes are what the comments are for. On the upside, this one was posted surprisingly punctually. Quite ironic for a review about bunking off.

What the flip are you looking at? You think this is funny? Think it's some kind of mother-flippin’ joke? You mother-flippers think everything's a mother-flippin’ joke.

Why don't the lawyers just do the reporting seeing as they seem to know it all, or at least supervise them during production, rather than after the fact?

What is this thing you call “friends?”

PoMo? I believe the kids call it a "mash up" these days.

What do you have against licking reviews, square?

None of your frelling business, unless you want your tiny human mind frelled.

I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

Cholesterol is so early 90s. Gluten is where it's at now, man.

GIVE A HOOT! READ A BOOK.

Newton Gimmick
 A slow but steady stream.

Also that she has a scale of illegality, implying that some illegal things are not so illegal.