It's so illegal!

Can't we just do something to his voice-box?

Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

I find this episode to be completely implausible. My immersion was broken by the idea that Chief Wiggum could accurately shoot a bowling pin from that range.

Shhhhuuuuut uuup!

I think I have to do it again. My blindfold came off!

GRAFFITI

Homer's Revenge List

That really is horribilis.

The A.V, Club
A cranky old man but doesn't realize it.

There's definitely a political aspect later on - that he was raised by a fairly conservative, patriotic father who greased the wheels of American exceptionalism, only to come back with a rather more U.N style enthusiasm for diplomacy and unity.

Yeah, it always seems to me that Jool would not appreciate the workers who kept her phone handset sanitized, or her ringlets curled.

Perhaps she meant "Yam Mall," the best place to buy discount yams?

Will McAvoy has never espoused the virtues of rubber duckies even once!

Nah, the golf courses are way too crowded on Sundays. It's usually the day for a light brunch followed by BDSM.

Hiatus? Why not just take my mojo while you're at it?

They are definitely the top-notchiest reviews in the entire history of notches.

10 LICK CLAUDIA BLACK
20 GOTO 10

FUCK MEH, THE NEWSROOM!

Seriously, couldn't it have been Charlie Sheen or Mel Gibson instead?