But they've got lots of great sitcoms, like - oh wait that ended a year and a half ago - but there's - no, they cancelled that and Yahoo! picked it up - but then - wait that's upcoming season is set to be its final year -

Hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure lot of dumb young people are still getting embarrassing tattoos today; as we can see in Miley Cyrus' naked construction work video, and every time Bieber runs around without a shirt.

What about when People named him "Sexiest man alive"? As a straight man, I may not be the best judge, but he just looks kind of oily, gross and the opposite of sexy to me.

Why are they naming a show about Adam Levine's life based on a song by Kim Wilde which was released when Levine himself was a baby?

There was one amazing thing about it, and that was, well, following the reviews as first David Sims and Sonia Saraiya struggled to make it through the shit without failing a sanity check.

Yes, the -2 bonus. The old-school AC and THAC0 rules were fairly confusing and counter-intuitive, and I can see why they changed them for third and later editions, but there was kind of a charm to them.

They blew him up in Philly last night.

But Marvel, specifically the X-Men books, beat both of them.

Fahrvergnügen.

I'm surprised that it's been about 45 minutes into a Friends-related newswire and we still haven't seen a certain Futurama quote; here I thought AV Club comments were all about repeating certain memes to death.

No, that's still another year and a half away.

Well my job is a joke, I'm broke - but my love life is going just fine, so hmm.

But Friends was virtually all white, just like the real New York City.

No, Ladyhawke and Krull both were not very good. Though I did think they were good as a little kid - but then grew up.

It's Friends' 20th anniversary; I was a college freshman when it started, fuck that makes me feel old.

Every time he reads about Ed Helms playing Rusty in the new sequel/reboot, does Anthony Michael Hall weep and drink himself to sleep?

So who's playing the latest regeneration of Audrey, then? It wouldn't make much sense to introduce her husband but not include her.

Cheers' premiere began with Sam, alone, opening up the bar for the day; the finale ends with him closing and locking it up for the night. Seinfeld's finale ends with Jerry and George, now in prison, having the same conversation about buttons that opened the pilot, and George says something like "haven't we talked…

The way the grades work for multiple-episode reviews like this now is weird; the front page shows the grade of C+ for the entire review, when that's just the "Call to Arms" grade that's the lowest for this week. Not that the grades really matter much.

He'll always be Wings' Tony Shalhoub to me.